Dorne Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.