Dorne Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Vary Jokes More Vary Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

Cersei Lannister Jokes More Cersei Lannister Jokes

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD