Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

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What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.