What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.