How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.