How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.