Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.
So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.
They are full of Iranian seman
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Dry Humour.
Because they're like Iraq.
Sheik Shake
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
A horse made by committee.