What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

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What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

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Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.