What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !