What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.