What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium