What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium