What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.