What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium