Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.