Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!