Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.