Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors"

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.