Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.