What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.