What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish