Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.