Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus