Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.