Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected