Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide