Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.