Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.