Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.