Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.