Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

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What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.