Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium?

A: Successive approximations.