How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots