How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.