How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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AYE MATEY

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In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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Just ice.

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It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

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Yum Yum."

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.