Add 24 carrots
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You add 24 carrots.
Edible gold.
He put in 24 carrots.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Put 14 carrots in it.
because he was out standing in his field.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
The plot thickens!
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
The night shift at Waffle House.
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Au, yeah!
Au.
