Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"