Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.