What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!