Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.