Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat?

Indice

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!