Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.