Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"