What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.