What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.