What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.