What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.