What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.