Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape