Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

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What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.