Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place