Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.