Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.