Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

You might also enjoy:

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.