Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.