Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.