Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
The punchline
How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
Nobody's herd.
You shake em' we take em!"
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
Well hung!