Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.