Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!