Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.