Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.