Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

Acne Jokes More Acne Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.