Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

Acne Jokes More Acne Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.