It is when the blind try to read your face
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One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
They keep slipping off.
Because they all have black heads.
Fred.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Put 14 carrots in it.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
C'mon, it's not hard...
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
With an icy-stare!
ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
