It is when the blind try to read your face
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One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
They keep slipping off.
Because they all have black heads.
Fred.
His Aunt Arctica
A life time ban at the zoo
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
There are poodles everywhere!
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
They were trying to start a business.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
He wanted cold cuts.
Hey. Watermelawn.
You're the Juan!
Worst. Spy. Ever.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Let's get sheet-faced!
A Piano.