Acne Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

30 Foot Jokes More 30 Foot Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Bad Case Jokes More Bad Case Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.