Acne Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why are all blacks fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

30 Foot Jokes More 30 Foot Jokes

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Bad Case Jokes More Bad Case Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.