It is when the blind try to read your face
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One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
They keep slipping off.
Because they all have black heads.
Fred.
Collared people's time
An anes-theologist. (close enough)
The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.
You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
They always worry about the worst case!
A bus full of rednecks
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
Because he got cold feet.
Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
Keep it waiting.