WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !
It had no arms.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !