What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.