What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.