How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."