How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What do you do with a green ghoul?

A: Wait until it ripens.