How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.