How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

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How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!