How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?