How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Apple Employee Jokes More Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

New Building Jokes More New Building Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?