New Building Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?