How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?