How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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There still working on it...

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None. PETA can't change anything.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

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He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?