Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

Badum Jokes More Badum Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*