Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.