Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Badum Jokes More Badum Jokes

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Tis Jokes More Tis Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*