Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*