What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

Tonic Jokes More Tonic Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Gin Jokes More Gin Jokes

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."