What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

How do you know you have a high sperm count?

She has to chew.

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What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Gin Jokes More Gin Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin