How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What did the chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.