How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

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What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

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How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.