What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?