What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

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Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

What's China's national colour?

Censo-red.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.