What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

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What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.