What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !