What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !