What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !