What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.