What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !