What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.