What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.