What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?

A.) An air mattress.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.