What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.