Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty