Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

House Jokes More House Jokes

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.