Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus