What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.