Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

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How do you make a redditor impatient?

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.