Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.