Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.