Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you