Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

loading...

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)