Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

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What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.