Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...