Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.