Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.