Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.