Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.