Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

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What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."