What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Seance Jokes More Seance Jokes

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.