Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

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