Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin