Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

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Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast