Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.