What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.