What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Who did they cast as the Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll