What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.