What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination?

Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.