What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.