What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

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Hard Rock.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.